Welcome to The Misadventures of Team Whiskey.  

These ten ordinary secret agent superheroes and their motley crew of socially awkward eccentric friends are the only hope of saving the civilized world as we know it.  (You'll quickly realize that civilization is screwed, but they do their best anyway.)

These short stories include, but are not limited to:

Super violent violence towards bad guys who are bad, redundant redundancy, limitless profanity, potty humor, bad sex scenes, more violence towards bad guys, run on sentences, and an unapologetic complete disregard for anything sacred.

If this doesn't sound like your idea of entertainment, no hard feelings.  Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.  We hope you and your fellow not fun friends have the boring lives devoid of laughter that you've always dreamed you could have.

If you're one of us, welcome to the cult.  Free haircuts on weekends, and be warned that any libations brought to the party will disappear quickly.

— Dale O’Connor