Terms & Conditions

(Pretty standard for the peeps who sign up for my text notifications.)

My texting service made me write this.

I don’t share your info with anyone. I’ll only text you with new blog posts, or soon, we’re gonna have one t-shirt design for sale so I’ll try to share that via text.

When I get my first book done in 2026, I’ll try to remember to text you then too, but I know me, I’ve met me. I’ll forget to text. Besides, most of you have my personal phone number anyway and I love getting dumb memes or random texts of your own adventures. I’d try to text y’all personally too but I’m a mess. Y’all already know that.

And lastly, in case y’all forgot, I love you all.

Duh. -Doc